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My best friend in this town just found out she is pregnant and while I’m praying for her that she makes the right decision, i was about to tweet that el principe de mexico can impregnate me anytime he wants, and thats just not a good joke right now


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(Source: resigno, via noneofitlasts)


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(Source: wonderfullifee, via fairytalefangirl)


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(Source: mountainofroses, via fairytalefangirl)


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i ask my partner from my 10 page paper to do one thing for me and the cunt emails the whole class as me and i look like an idiot


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I just got paid… I’m  SO rich! If this paycheck looks anything like the ones ill start to get every 2 weeks i can totally afford to pay rent without living off of ramen! :D


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(via tropicanajuicen)


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(Source: sanctusjude, via blindthoughts)


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yay papi said he would buy me a dog for my birthday so I don’t have to save up for it anymore :))))))


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(Source: shrekyourself)